ask me about my bees

telltaletypist:

dream-gate:

They’re going to run out of movies, let’s trick them into releasing morbius a third time

(via oni-world)

adamsmasher:

aurumsystem:

lovelymimic:

Welcome to Mimic Ikea! Don’t worry about it.

is Mimic Ikea one large mimic housing many smaller mimics?

Don’t worry about it

(via oni-world)

loth-catgirl:

halvedmimi:

bizarrequazar:

notanythings:

bizarrequazar:

funnytwittertweets:

People reblogging this with this addition are so embarrassing. Why are you advertising that you know nothing about how our government works oh my god

Believe it or not, some people aren’t American.

Believe it or not most people are not American

also this is the format of the joke

(via oni-world)

lakevida:

so just because i ahve a rare and incurable condition where i can only understand human suffering thru the lens of showtunes and cartoons aimed at preteens means my posts about labor disputes aren’t insightful? tch [turns on my heel and like five pins fall off my little backpack with nothing inside except the leather journal i’m writing my fantasy novel in] [turns back around immediately] so yeah it’s sort of a chaotic found family story and it’s like really wholesome but feral AF and there’s a lot of queer representation

(via jerryterry)

potato-gay:

(via oni-world)

catgirl-kaiju:

random-ferret:

catgirl-kaiju:

catgirl-kaiju:

hm oh looks like thers a little alittle thing on the grounf here i think i will… i will sniff sniff it….

hm i think i’ll take a little nibble nibble

hrmm *crinkling noises*

Hey. HEY!

THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

(via oni-world)

lieutenant-columbro:

(via oni-world)

babylonbirdmeat:

babylonbirdmeat:

People will tell me to Touch Grass and I am just like “I live in the FUCKING desert what grass????”

@spitblaze

I am trying but they are so fast and crafty

(via literallyeasymac)

gamebunny-advance:

gear-muncher:

gamebunny-advance:

Before Pikmin 4, what texture did you think the mamuta was?

Furry/Fuzzy/Hairy

Rocky/Grainy/Sandy

Scaly/Reptilian

Other

I don’t know what that is./Pikmin 4 is the first time I’ve seen it.

Chicken

(via oni-world)

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

(via kaz-adr)

saheeli-rai:

mtg-talk:

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

(via oni-world)

memorycycle:

memorycycle:

gamer8drago:

guys

behind uou

(via kaz-adr)

distant-himejoshi:

(via kaz-adr)

vonkarn:

vonkarn:

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy’s gonna add another ‘hey there delilah’ to the sex playlist

why do you guys only like my bad posts

(via snailcruncher)