ask me about my bees

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zangoonse:

i love the phrase “cruel and unusual.” not only is what you’re doing mean but it’s also quite frankly fucking bizarre

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doublism:

doublism:

one of my most treasured hobbies is going to a beautiful beach finding a good spot to sit and then pulling out my phone to blog

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tourdion:

this is shocking

Philistines

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erarg:

e. honda was the only one of the original street fighters that could feasibly exist in real life

are you sure… i dont think hundred hand slap is possible. also e honda can fly up and across

e honda can fly up and across

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”

What?

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surrealtiktoks:

I’d say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they’re great, but they make little sense.

The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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peoplegettingreallymadatghosts:

get ready for an exuberant summer

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fleshdyke:

every sunday i tell my liberal father that i’m off to go get another sex change. he tells me “yass monarch slay”. but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden’s america

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